We are filthy
…and it’s getting worse.
Our raids start off as usual. Hi, how was your day, ok guys let’s buff up and go. Usually, 10 minutes in the raid, things start going downhill. Sometimes I swear half my guildies have a degree in “That’s what she said” and a detector for innuendos (inyourendos, ha ha ha). Sometimes they swear I should stop complaining because I’m worse. Somewhere along the way, we acquired a new raiding rule from our exasperated RL: everyone has to get laid before the raid. No one’s following it or it’s not working as intended, because Vent keeps getting filthier.
Then again, Blizzard aren’t helping things. As pointed out by Tam, some encounters make it impossible to keep a straight face. My personal one is Putricide (especially on heroic). “Two oozes, one room, so many delightful possibilities!” (Uh, you might not want to look for the source of that if you don’t know it already.) And don’t get me started on the plague. Our Vent usually sounds like some sort of deranged brothel where people are passing STDs left and right. “I’ve got it, who can take it next?” “Pass it to me!” “Ok, Jen got it!” I think I’ve snickered myself to death one time.
But, of course, we, the players behind the microphones, are the worst. I blame (British) English.
The priest is going down tomorrow. Going down to Cornwall to see her parents, but it was too late to take it back.
The tank wants to see how high he can get it. The debuff count for the Lich King achievement, of course, but that part was drowned out by the laughter.
Remarks about bosses being or getting big have been mostly phased out of our vocabulary, since they tend to result in at least three voices on Vent snickering in a meaningful way.
While the smut does get distracting at times, I love it. We’ve managed to kill 11/12 in 10 man heroic, we’re 2 achievements away from our frost wyrms, and I haven’t had this much fun raiding in… forever. Many people wouldn’t see it like this, but for me one of the best things about being in a small guild is the uncensored Vent, because we all know each other and we don’t have to hold back because of some new recruit or sensitive person.
(We might have scarred a few PuGs for life, though. But one of them came back for more!)
[Yeah, I'm not dead. I might post something more game-related at some point. Sometime.]
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August 17th, 2010
Haha. I don’t think we’re quite as snickery but we have our moments. Most notably that I can remember recently – our raid leader (and my husband) speaks English as a second language; French is his first. His English is really good, if faintly accented, but sometimes his phrasing is just… he just doesn’t get it.
Fast-forward to heroic Marrowgar for a few weeks in a row. I swear he had never said this before, but when he was calling out people impaled with Bone Spike, he started saying, “OK, get [person's name] off!” Our hunter just about died laughing and he said, “Can you make him stop saying that?” It was only a raid later when he was still saying it that I gently asked him after the raid if he knew what it meant to “get someone off.”
He really didn’t.
I’m sure your raid would have a field day with him.
August 17th, 2010
Well… maybe :D We don’t usually make fun of people when English isn’t their first language. That said, me and our RL are foreign, but we speak very good English, so we’re fair game. She once called the puddles on Putricide “poodles”, and it was so adorable that it’s now a guild catch phrase :D My slang is pretty good, so I don’t usually make accidental innuendos, though there have been a few times when a perfectly innocent phrase (to my American English ears) was very dirty in British. But hey, I like to entertain!
(Oh, and Marrowgar is another one of those dirty fights. “I’m boned!” leads to “Ohh baby…”/”Do you like it?”/”Wow, you keep getting boned tonight, aren’t you tired?” and so on…)
August 18th, 2010
Oddly enough when I posted my goodbye/not really gonna be playing thread most of memories are tinged with a decent level of smut.
“Been a fun ride mostly – who remembers the banter we had before Yogg Saron with the melee who didn’t know which way north was? :p Or how theo would call “dry bumming incoming” whenever we wiped hard. Or the tanks at the end of Iron Council hm chasing people around and detonating. Or all the ball jokes at twins.
The alt runs too – like when got wasted on vent and started ranting about how all Japanese people are pedos and trolling that poor dutch girl from x who wanted to join us.”
Good times :) Oh and never ask for an ice cream in polish.
August 18th, 2010
You know you can’t just say that and leave… what’s with the Polish ice cream?
August 18th, 2010
I thought this was just our guild :P Enjoyed reading this, great post :)
August 19th, 2010
Ask a Pole for some icecream and find out :D “zrob mi loda” I think is the polish for it.
August 19th, 2010
Google knows all! I won’t be using that phrase if I ever go to Poland, then… :P
August 19th, 2010
You forgot about all the sucking! =D
August 19th, 2010
I think I’ve erased the memories…
August 19th, 2010
Actually, I’m not sure if you were there. It was the alt run where I was tanking. I had to be the abomination on Putricide, and as I had never done it before Valli was going through the strategy.
Imagine 50 sentences all with the word “Sucking” in them.
Honest to God I’m surprised we even got to the fight, we were laughing so much we couldn’t breathe.
August 20th, 2010
No, I wasn’t there… damn.
August 25th, 2010
Oh man. I completely agree with you. This is part of why I joined my guild! Somehow they manage to make everything hilarious, even when we’ve been wiping on the same boss during progress night for 18 times in a row. I think it takes a certain type of female personality to be able to feel comfortable in these situations regardless of whether or not you actually agree/laugh at what’s said (myself being one of those women who find these things entertaining usually).
“Don’t you dare take any black balls to the face!” =Twin Valkyr
“Quick, someone take this AIDs from me” =Professor Putricide
“Going to Lay on Hands the tank to keep him up!” =female paladin guildy on vent
“We’re Rogues, all we do is get behind things and FoK [Fan of Knives] as hard as possible!” =me concerning AoE trash
Ahh. Being a rogue I have a special love for “FoK” jokes. Once I saw a video of a 5v5 all rogue team, all they did was run in and spam Fan of Knives and everyone just died in all the AoE. I lovingly reference this tactic as the “FoK’ing Rogue Orgy” strategy. :)
August 25th, 2010
Oh, that rogue one is nice :D (Hate the class, love the jokes.)
I think I enjoy the atmosphere because of the people I hung out with since I was a teen. They were mostly guys, mostly rude, but at the same time they were friends who cared about me, which is way more important than some offensive joke. I feel the same in my guild, so despite the (lack of) quality of some jokes, no one’s managed to offend me yet. And I know they love me, even though they don’t miss any occasion to tell me I fail.
Oh, and our girls are just as bad as the guys, if not more. We started the boob conversation last night and I’m afraid the whole raid kinda stared off in space for a few moments there. (But seriously, my shammy’s boobs are *right there* in my face!)
August 27th, 2010
I think having fun in a raid is really helpful to its success. When everything is all serious and yelling people get tense and angry, and I think it’s better to be relaxed and having fun.
Concentrate, sure, but have fun. And it sure sounds like you guys have fun :P
I’m currently the only female in the guild, so I tend to be the butt of most jokes. Which is fine, since I like to give as good as I get. ;)