Thunderbluff – High in the ski

Ah crap I sure know you have to walk a lot from Crossroads to Thunderbluff, Mulgore. I am so tired, can I have a Redbull please? Mr. Bull…um…I didn`t mean to offend you, no, I am not a pervert wanting bull juices…ah crap, please don`t do it!!!!”.

He kicked my ass from that up high, but I`m a smart mage and carry feathers with me all the time so I fell slowly on the ground.

I went up again, the angry bull was gone so I got the first glance of Thunderbluff.

Pretty impressive totem. That`s a stairway leading to the flight master and to the other 2 platforms.

I respect the Taurens because like us Trolls, they have a strong connection with the nature (just look at how nice the surroundings look) so they like to use everything ecologically having a rainwater collector device.

They also love to smoke strong herbs. I took a puff, puff but instead of passing I passed away on the ground. That`s some potent shit, mon.

After I woke up from a 2 hours sleep I went to eat some local delicatessen. Birds. They look pretty non-appealing hung that way but the meat tastes like raptor meat from my home, Stranglethorn Valley. I ate 2 birds because they were the best thing ever.

“Hi! OMG this is going straight to my hi5 profile so the trolls can spam me.”

I guess this is where all the dung goes. That bull sure has a shitty job, pun intended.

Thunderbluff is the best city to live in according to the Kalimdor Daily newspaper. Lowest pollution and sound level, a nice view and the houses are very cheap. The perfect place for a retiring raider.

Us trolls love da herbs. I was impressed by the local flower market. Did I mention I`m a herbalist?

There is no place where these creepy undeads are missing. I thought these were hot pools, something like “The Grotto”. I was last sunday there, at a party from a nice mansion somewhere in…ah, it`s a secret, what hapens in the Grotto stays in the Grotto. Anyway I remove the dress and jump in one of the pools only to realize I was surrounded by now moise undead staring at me. Ok, I`ll show myself out, sorry, geez this city is stiff.

I booked a bed at the local inn, I have to say it sucks. Boo, I want the beds from the Silvermoon in. Time to go to bed, I have to travel tomorrow. Eight hours later I wake up with my mouth full of hay. We don`t eat that! The Tauren sleeping near me was chewing the hay from the bed in his sleep.

Leaving Thunderbluff in style this time. See you soon!