The Huntard Test
One of my characters is a hunter. A pretty fun one too.
I was browsing the class forum and as usually I stumbled upon yet another “Why am I being called Huntard?” thread.
So anyways I’d like to say that I know what a huntard is. a Huntard is a title, achieved during long times of battle and hard work, and continous community feedback. I wrote you a test, to determine how far you are from becoming a true flawless Huntard.
1. Roll need on caster staff / caster robe / healing shammie gear / anything else except something useful for you – 10 points
1.1 – if you rolled need on it because it looked good you get another 5 points bonus
1.2 – if you rolled to hit with it melee or because it would “help you mend your pet” – same, 5 points bonus
2. Forget to purchase ammo and food for your pet in more than 75% of your dungeons – 10 points
2.1 – if you continuously pester your groupmates for ammo and pet food you get another 5 points bonus
2.2 – if you also call them noobs for not having any ammo and pet food to give you – 5 points bonus
3. Aggro everything in a room with multishot at least 75% of your dungeons – 10 points
3.1 If you did that even before the tank got to pull one mob – 5 points bonus
3.2 If you also feign death near the healer – super cool, 5 points more
4. Always keep pet on aggressive in dungeons – 10 points
4.1 If you also make it run after you with the whole mob army after him – 5 points bonus
4.2 If you try to save the situation saying “my pet is tank!” = 5 points as well
5. Always shoot the CC’d targets – 10 points
6. If you’re at level 70 and your pet still is named Cat or Boar because you havent figured out you can actually rename it – 10 points (this does not apply to the bots)
7. Using immolation or explosive trap 100% when you’re asked to use a freezing one – 10 points
8. Constantly using during fights the Aspect of the WTF Dazed – 10 points
9. Treating your party members as complicated NPC’s – 10 points
10. Reducing your vocabulary to “need” “lol” “wut?” and “summon plzzzz” – 10 points.
So. …do YOU have what it takes to be a HUNTARD? *drum rolls*
This post has 7 comments
July 7th, 2008
“my pet is tank” is not a bad one, i remember doing shattered halls when i barely dinged 70 and we still had Tier2/AQ40 gear on us (it was hard) and one hunter had a tanking-type pet, it was a good offtank, especially because we had no mage to sheep one add in the large groups.
best revenge for hunters: nefarian fight, broken weapons! ha!
July 7th, 2008
Funny. I did (succesfuly) Gnomeregan with two hunters as tanks (one was me). Both BM type, so, I guess it works. :)
I couldn’t stop laughing when I read 4.1 – there are hard times (not instances) that ends this way for me (even at the level 54 as I am now)
October 1st, 2008
lol this is priceless. i have done a few i will admit but i learned from my mistakes and will never do those things again. im not a huntard im a HUNTER U13ER PWN@G3!!!!!
March 17th, 2009
DUDE! You forget taking stuff from the guild bank that you don’t need! Like Nightscape Boots! :D
March 17th, 2009
What does “don’t need” mean? Everything is hunter loot!
September 16th, 2009
You use distracting shot on a mob when the tank has full aggro. (not that I have ever done this)
October 15th, 2009
wow i have to say i just got my hunter to 70 finally found a class i could enjoy. I have done everything on the list except 9 and 10. im ashamed of myself but i have hopefuly learned from my mistakes although everyonce in a while ill have my pack-man thing going and my tanks are like how the….RYANG TURN OFF THAT DAMN THING!!!
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