7 July

The Huntard Test

Posted by ina

One of my characters is a hunter. A pretty fun one too.

I was browsing the class forum and as usually I stumbled upon yet another “Why am I being called Huntard?” thread.

So anyways I’d like to say that I know what a huntard is. a Huntard is a title, achieved during long times of battle and hard work, and continous community feedback. I wrote you a test, to determine how far you are from becoming a true flawless Huntard.

1. Roll need on caster staff / caster robe / healing shammie gear / anything else except something useful for you - 10 points
1.1 - if you rolled need on it because it looked good you get another 5 points bonus
1.2 - if you rolled to hit with it melee or because it would “help you mend your pet” - same, 5 points bonus

2. Forget to purchase ammo and food for your pet in more than 75% of your dungeons - 10 points
2.1 - if you continuously pester your groupmates for ammo and pet food you get another 5 points bonus
2.2 - if you also call them noobs for not having any ammo and pet food to give you - 5 points bonus

3. Aggro everything in a room with multishot at least 75% of your dungeons - 10 points
3.1 If you did that even before the tank got to pull one mob - 5 points bonus
3.2 If you also feign death near the healer - super cool, 5 points more

4. Always keep pet on aggressive in dungeons - 10 points
4.1 If you also make it run after you with the whole mob army after him - 5 points bonus
4.2 If you try to save the situation saying “my pet is tank!” = 5 points as well

5. Always shoot the CC’d targets - 10 points

6. If you’re at level 70 and your pet still is named Cat or Boar because you havent figured out you can actually rename it - 10 points (this does not apply to the bots)

7. Using immolation or explosive trap 100% when you’re asked to use a freezing one - 10 points

8. Constantly using during fights the Aspect of the WTF Dazed - 10 points

9. Treating your party members as complicated NPC’s - 10 points

10. Reducing your vocabulary to “need” “lol” “wut?” and “summon plzzzz” - 10 points.

So. …do YOU have what it takes to be a HUNTARD? *drum rolls*

Category: Class-specific, Noobs'r'us

3 Responses to “The Huntard Test”

  1. maddy Says:

    “my pet is tank” is not a bad one, i remember doing shattered halls when i barely dinged 70 and we still had Tier2/AQ40 gear on us (it was hard) and one hunter had a tanking-type pet, it was a good offtank, especially because we had no mage to sheep one add in the large groups.
    best revenge for hunters: nefarian fight, broken weapons! ha!

  2. wm Says:

    Funny. I did (succesfuly) Gnomeregan with two hunters as tanks (one was me). Both BM type, so, I guess it works. :)
    I couldn’t stop laughing when I read 4.1 - there are hard times (not instances) that ends this way for me (even at the level 54 as I am now)

  3. Holyhunnter Says:

    lol this is priceless. i have done a few i will admit but i learned from my mistakes and will never do those things again. im not a huntard im a HUNTER U13ER PWN@G3!!!!!

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