Sunday morning. I’m happily doing SSO dailies. Boyfriend wakes up and logs in. “Good morning dear, how are you?” would be a normal thing to hear in this situation, right?

Wrong. What I get is a bit different: “You are in tonight’s raid, you MUST read about Rage Winterchill and Anetheron!”. Er, hi honey, ok.
(We did down him that night.)

A few days later, he’s coming over and his life won’t be complete if he doesn’t get cheese. I am less than excited to go out in the scary world, so I get an explanation of the way I should handle the situation:
“Go hunt for the cheese. Yes, outside. Your group goes to position ‘Market’ where it has to do a body pull on the mob ‘Feta’, then loot it, then bring it home.”
It worked, so I successfully looted it and it turned out to be very tasty.