Girlfriend’s WoW
Posted on August 22nd, 2008 in Old posts
Short facts on girlfriend playing WoW:
- Always gets lost in instances, even in the ones she’s farming for months.
- Gets the same items several times, forgetting she has them already: Wrynn Dynasty Greaves twice, Cookie’s Stirring Rod twice, Bloodstained Elven Battlevest twice.
- Swears she never saw High Astromancer Solarian before, even if she currently has Solarian’s Sapphire equipped.
- Is happy when seeing Hydross the Unstable, thinking she knows the fight, but afraid she’ll die as she can never tell when to jump in the water.
- Goes to the Gnomeregan entrance convinced she’ll find Deadmines inside.
- Overaggroes and dies in the first seconds of boss fight thinking she’s still on 200 DPS instead of 900, then wonders if the new gear is that good.
- Picks gear for the looks of it (well, for low-level alts I must admit). Also stares at her female toons’ boobies.
What does your girlfriend do?
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August 22nd, 2008
ok, so this is a dig at the wow-playing female gender in general, so humbly admit that:
- I get lost in instances. Often. But then again, I get lost IRL too, so no big deal.
- I too rolled for offspec items that I posess already, but fully knowledgeable and with evil intent of getting a void crystal. Shhh.
- overaggro sometimes. But if you never-ever overaggro you must be doing something wrong…
Can’t identify with the rest, tho I might be picking up some of them which sound nice :D
August 23rd, 2008
After a year and a half of wearing ugly plate, having 2 clothies with real! colorful! clothes is awesome. And yes, draenei have great boobs.
August 23rd, 2008
- if she is in the same party with you, asks where are you and doesn’t check minimap
August 24th, 2008
Dedeiu, I’ve gotta say my BF does the same to me when I’m running his alt through instances.
Him: “OMG, where are you?!”
Her: “I’m right where my dot is on the minimap. Just go to the dot.”
Him: “There are mobs on me! They’re gonna kill me!”
Her: “Why weren’t you running with me while I was clearing?”
Him: “I wanted to mine the copper node!”
Her: “…”
August 24th, 2008
I do that too :-s Those nodes are so attractive!
August 27th, 2008
haha, funny thing.
i have any reason to learn my actual/future GF WoW.
I still want cooked food.
August 27th, 2008
corection: ” i have not”
:P
August 27th, 2008
Patricus cooks. I’m hopeless. And too lazy. So with and without WoW… no difference.
September 22nd, 2009
really? my boyfriend is the one that gets lost in most instances spending atleast 2 minutes running into a rock while I /lol. but I did wear level 20 gear when my priest was level 40 because it was purple, and it all matched…