22 August
Girlfriend’s WoW
Posted by patric
Short facts on girlfriend playing WoW:
- Always gets lost in instances, even in the ones she’s farming for months.
- Gets the same items several times, forgetting she has them already: Wrynn Dynasty Greaves twice, Cookie’s Stirring Rod twice, Bloodstained Elven Battlevest twice.
- Swears she never saw High Astromancer Solarian before, even if she currently has Solarian’s Sapphire equipped.
- Is happy when seeing Hydross the Unstable, thinking she knows the fight, but afraid she’ll die as she can never tell when to jump in the water.
- Goes to the Gnomeregan entrance convinced she’ll find Deadmines inside.
- Overaggroes and dies in the first seconds of boss fight thinking she’s still on 200 DPS instead of 900, then wonders if the new gear is that good.
- Picks gear for the looks of it (well, for low-level alts I must admit). Also stares at her female toons’ boobies.
What does your girlfriend do?
Category: Noobs'r'us
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
ok, so this is a dig at the wow-playing female gender in general, so humbly admit that:
- I get lost in instances. Often. But then again, I get lost IRL too, so no big deal.
- I too rolled for offspec items that I posess already, but fully knowledgeable and with evil intent of getting a void crystal. Shhh.
- overaggro sometimes. But if you never-ever overaggro you must be doing something wrong…
Can’t identify with the rest, tho I might be picking up some of them which sound nice :D
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:38 am
After a year and a half of wearing ugly plate, having 2 clothies with real! colorful! clothes is awesome. And yes, draenei have great boobs.
August 23rd, 2008 at 5:39 am
- if she is in the same party with you, asks where are you and doesn’t check minimap
August 24th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Dedeiu, I’ve gotta say my BF does the same to me when I’m running his alt through instances.
Him: “OMG, where are you?!”
Her: “I’m right where my dot is on the minimap. Just go to the dot.”
Him: “There are mobs on me! They’re gonna kill me!”
Her: “Why weren’t you running with me while I was clearing?”
Him: “I wanted to mine the copper node!”
Her: “…”
August 24th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I do that too :-s Those nodes are so attractive!
August 27th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
haha, funny thing.
i have any reason to learn my actual/future GF WoW.
I still want cooked food.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
corection: ” i have not”
:P
August 27th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Patricus cooks. I’m hopeless. And too lazy. So with and without WoW… no difference.